Seinfeld, temporada 9, episódio 10, “A Greve”, (youtube):
FRANK: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reach for the last one they had – but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way!
KRAMER: What happened to the doll?
FRANK: It was destroyed. But out of that, a new holiday was born. “A Festivus for the rest of us!“
KRAMER: That musta been some kind of doll.
FRANK: She was.
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FRANK: And at the Festivus dinner, you gather your family around, and you tell them all the ways they have disappointed you over the past year.
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KRAMER: Is there a tree?
FRANK: No. Instead, there’s a pole. It requires not decoration. I find tinsel distracting.
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FRANK: It’s made from aluminum. Very high strength-to-weight ratio.
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(Feats of Strength)
FRANK: Until you pin me, George, Festivus is not over!
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FRANK: Festivus is your heritage – it’s part of who you are.
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KRAMER: It’s a Festivus Miracle!


